Let me see if I have this right, FoMoCo. You just threw the Crown Vic out the front door, and now you're bringing a Mustang 4-door sedan in through the back door? Have you taken a tape measure to the Taurus? It's as big as a house. Who needs a 4-door Mustang? Is Ford is running out of ideas to run past focus groups?
Focus me! Over here, Mister! I want crisp steering feel with good feedback. And a gas gauge that doesn't read 7/8 full until it reads 1/4 full. While you're at it, multiply the Mustang's dimensions by 0.875 and lose the jump seats. And add independent rear suspension, and stiffer springs and shocks. Oh... and bring it in for $35,000. Oh...and lose what Watchtower calls "that saggy diaper rear end." Along with the faux diffuser and the overstyled exhaust tips on the concept car. Over here, Mister!
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